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2004-09-29T13:40:00.000+08:00

HELOOHELLOHELHEOHELOOOO!!!!

jocelyn here I ROCK YOU ... STONE.

this blog is dead so BLOG CAN!

examexamexam HAVE FUN!

okay goodluck BYE.

Training 110904

2004-09-11T21:08:00.000+08:00

todayyyy is the sept 11 attack thing.. erm a moment o silence please.......................................

OK LET'S GET ON WITH BUSINESSSS

sliding:
we were taught the hook slide and the dive..
hook slide: you are supp to fall on ur right so the person cant tag u.. if u fall on ur left it is just like falling into the arms o the person (AND THE PERSON CAN TAG YOU LAH DUMBDUMB) anyway.. don run to the base.. run to the side o it.. den stick out your right leg and slide it out on the outside part. lie to the right and swing your left leg out from behind to touch the base.. hook the base lah.. (HOOK slide gedditgeddit?)

dive: okkkkk i m not really good at thissss... but u are not supp to land on ur knees. but just runrunrunr and at about 2 metres away just jump for the base. reach out for it. stick ur hands in the air or u ll break it.. land on ur tummy region. (note: you will sure get bruises on ur hip bones. tested and proven)

always remember to call for time. if you dont and i hear of it you will die a terrible death.. i am well known for tagging ppl out at 2 cos they don call for time.. ok not true i m not well known.. but still call time lah hor okkkk???? ok.

MonkeY

BASE THROWING

2004-09-10T13:14:00.000+08:00

base throwing:
for righties.. stand with ur left leg infront and right leg on the base. put ur glove at chest height with both hands. call for the ball. when u get the ball, step with ur left leg to the direction u are throwing to and throw to the reciever's chest.

for lefties it's the total opposite.. u still need to throw hard lahhh:)))))))))))

the importance for using 2 hands upon recieving the ball: for those who still don noe.
it is so that u can get the ball outta ur hands faster. it is a double play mannn. like u catch then ur hand can get the ball and throw it liao. geddditt??? if still don come find me. i ll show u how to turn and stuff.. don count on me to throw accurately to the target. thank you(not to christine)

bring ur slacks and belt on saturday. we ll be doing sliding practice. wear ur pe shirt n shorts to BS first.. we ll run n train n stuff. coach ll make us do some jumping jacks and wadeva thing.. and u mus have alot o coordination as a team.. or elseeee we ll start from ZERO.. btw we are doing to 50 harharharhar

at the end of training then we ll be doing sliding.. on that nice long RED mat coach jus got. bring extra change..

St theresa's are a bunch o funny ppl.. they quite nice lah.. like erm talk to us and stuff okkkk is that counted funny? i have bad vocab blame it on my english teacher. they have a much nicer field than us.. arghhh bias gov.. and oso we build useless stuff on those land.

anywayyy.. i m aching all over and i think you ppl too.. take care ookkkkk

MonkeY

brought to you by the letter: D

2004-09-08T21:29:00.000+08:00

DID/DOES DA DEAR DREADED DUMB DEAF DOLTY DOLLY DINGDONG DYING/DEAD DROOLING DREAMY DRONING DIMPLED DUCK-LIKE DONKEYFIED DONUT-EATING DOCTOR/DENTIST-GOING DIESAL-DRINKING DIRT-EATING DART-THROWING DICTIONARY-READING DIRECTIONLESS DRUNKEN DOG DAT DA DAD'S DATING DUMBLY DILLYDALLY DOODOO DOWN DA DARN DARK DARCULA DUDE DOMINATED DINKY DOTTY DAMNED DIRTY DOWNHILL DITCHED DRAIN DRIPPING DISHWASHER-WATER

weakling.

2004-09-08T21:16:00.000+08:00

i am a
w e a k l i n g .

sigh. backache shoulderache kneepain shinache[is there such thing ><] JWRHUAIRNH(*PWAKLJASFHM&AFH*9 argh.

hope it gets better when i wake up tmr.

anyway blogger is screwin up again. sigh.

SPAZZY SAYS GOODBYE!

=)

OUCH.

2004-09-08T20:21:00.000+08:00

OH BLEH MY ARM HURTS. FROM PITCHING. IT HURTS IT HURTS IT HURTS AND I CAN'T EVEN MOVE THE MOUSE WITHOUT MY ARM HURTING. TO BE PRECISE, MY SHOULDER. YES I KNOW I'M WHINING HERE BUT IT HURTS LAH. IF YOU'RE SICK OF IT, SCROLL WAAAAAY DOWN, CUZ I'M GOING TO WHINE SOMEMORE. IT HURTS LA. YOU KNOW, IT HURTS WHEN I LAUGH. MY CHEST HURTS. NOT THAT WAY LA. OH FINE... LET'S JUST SAY MY MIDRIFF HURTS THEN ><" I CAN'T EVEN LAUGH WITHOUT IT HURTING. OWWWWWWWWWWWWW. I DON'T ACHE FROM THRWING. I DON'T ACHE FROM BATTING. I DON'T ACHE FROM CATCHING. BUUUUT I ACHE FROM PITCCCHINNGGG!!!!

ANYWAY, I STILL <333 PITCHING =)

love you too!

everybody wants to know her nameee

2004-09-06T21:10:00.000+08:00

shud b cool to have 5 colours in ur hair.. like black dark grey grey light grey and white.. haha that was for ur grandmother (ahma) maybe red green blue yellow orange nice.. then again you look like a clown. THEREFORE, hair like mine is the best.

i walked from yio chu kang mrt all the way back home. i dunno why. i just did. walked the wrong way to the wrong busstop and decided that i ll walk all the way home. took about.... close to an hour? not really sure. shud i call it a good exercise? this morning hike den now hike again.

I AM TIRED!!! slept at 7.30 last night.. den chris buzzed.. planned to knock off at 8.30 today.. but i m still here.. rarrrrrr aiyaaaa wadeva lah.. in awhile i go slp

HIIIII

2004-09-05T18:03:00.000+08:00

wheeheeheeheeheeheeee
THIS IS MONKEY REPORTING LIVE AT JOCELYN'S HOUSE!!
whahahahhaa.. her house so coool mannxxxxxxxxxxxx-x-x-x-x-x-x.
i m in love with her attic! hahaha cos o the WWE cards there andandand the PS2! got WWE games osoooooo eheeheeheeheeeheheehhehehehehhehehehehehee!!!
aiya today jia pa bo sai pang.. eat full nothing to shit.. but i din really eat lahhhh diet :) i m super stingyyyy like NGIOW (ngiao-bi)
okk my neck hurts ouch

NOTE!!!
NEXT TRAINING ON TUESDAY AT 8AM
BUKIT TIMAH HIKE ON MONDAY MORNING AT 8AM - PLEASE REMEMBER YOUR CONSENT FORMS. YOU MUST BE PROPERLY ATTIRED IN JERSEY AND ANY KINDA SHORTS YOU LIKE.. OTHER THAN SUPERSHORTSHORTS OR SUPERTIGHTSHORTS OR SUPERLOOSESHORTS OR NOSHORTATALLSHORTS

THANKYOUUUHUHUHUHUHUHUHUHU

MonkeY (and jocelllynnn)

PAINT MY WORLD uh. ORANGE.

2004-09-05T11:48:00.000+08:00

hike tomorrow!!

crazy pookies better remember to bring your SIGNED consent forms okay.

wheehehehhehe. chrissy is COLOURFUL.

ALL THAT GLITTERS IS GOOLLLDDDDD THATS WHAT WE'RE TAKING HOMMEEEE

MONKEY AN-DRE

2004-09-04T22:10:00.000+08:00

You know, I realized that "silverhurts" isn't a very accurate name. We didn't get silver in the nationals. We got nothing. Shouldn't we then change it to: "nothinghurts"? And this could work in two ways!

1) Nothing hurts - WE ARE TOUGH. NOTHING CAN HURT US.
2) Nothing hurts - Next year, we won't stand for getting nothing! We shall get something in the Nats!

Isn't my idea great? ;)
LOVE ME MANX.

wahahaha

2004-09-04T17:14:00.000+08:00

training at 9 ran in school 10 rounds.. the band people were sorta cheering us on.. well they were practising on the field

throw ball and medicine ball.. i smartly strongly over threw a ball and couldnt find it.. oh wellllllls....

then grounders.. kinda lapokia lah very long never train so rusty.. need to oil my joints.. naomi got a super cool way of getting ready.. be sure to learn from her and you will be the best infielder ever..

then we did cut off play.. cut off man make sure u stand with your non-glove leg in front and turn to ur glove hand side upon recieving the ball.. and ehh.. call for the ball. outfielders should try throw chest high to the cut off man.. the cut off man should try to be inline with the homeplate and outfielder. cut off man should know the strength of the outfielder.. as in how far she can throw.. and adjust appropiately.. if she is a good thrower.. you can afford to stand nearer to the homeplate.. to make ur throw shorter and sharper.

okkkk i hope i did a good job trying to explain.. anymore qns can ask me

MonkeY

ARSES

2004-09-04T17:06:00.000+08:00

YOU TOLD ME THAT IT WAS http://homerun.blogspot.com/. POOF YOU.

okay, i'm sick! i woke at er... 12.30. my bros are sick too. isn't that nice?
monkey, i'm SORRY for missing IRS today!
i wore the wrong shorts to pe (theubertightone) and ms ong commented on it in the canteen. in front of everybody. KEEELS HER.

don't feel like saying much. byeeee~!

Dear All...

2004-09-03T07:38:00.000+08:00

please take note that our URL is http://homerun-.blogspot.com a certain animal had foolishy typed homerun.blogspot instead. take great care to notice that there IS a hyphern(how in the purple cloud do you spell it) for those fools who don get it.. it is the nice short lil dash we have there.. in other words(symbols) the mighty wonder (and small) ' - '

(nope, that wasn't a smiley face.. by any chance)

this certain animal would also like you to know that if u typed homerun.blogspot.com instead, please do not be alarmed at the funny weird looking page you will get. the top says ABOUT OSCAR. we have no idea who is oscar though. it could be oscar the green garbage monster from sesame streets.. or oscar from tommy and oscar (that pink creature who can transform into anything everything) OR something about grammy(granny- ahma) oscar awards. where u have our dear arielwhye standing on stage handing out trophies for the most dramamama people across the world. animals are allowed to recieve this award, inculding monkeys and lambs that go BLEAT

the certain animal thank you for your kind attention in reading the above. thank you :)

yay back from the supposed CHORAL NIGHT rehearsal

2004-09-02T08:35:00.000+08:00

guess what did we do! u have one try! guesssss.. yep we did NOTHING.. like DUHHHHhhhh...... as usual i went there to slack dream look at grasshoppers sms ppl and breathe in fogging smoke. those smoke kills mosquitoes.. and harm monkey's health. coughcoughcough. soooo you know what to do when i die. -dies- ok so wad are you gonna do?

my friend dad drove to clementi and went around in circles square triangles wadevas. yes and i got motion sickness. still feel like puking.. -bleahhhhhhhhh- i m hungry.... therefore i ll cook meesuah to eat again.. yay.................. harharhar so yummy.............. someone feed me!!! arghh even the same friend(joannetan, my brotherrrrr) laughed at me. arent i a miserable thing?

sniffsniff

i dunno why it doesnt even matter how hard you try
- i like the indian version. get me send you if you don have it already

yesterday there was a staff dinner thing. and they had like sports quiz stuff for games. and ms ong called me. ahahaha so cheat. she asked me to search on the net for qns like when did torch relay first started.. who was sportswoman o the year 2002.. what do the five rings stand for.. and the 21st SEA games. sooooo cute man ms ong.. she was giggling away!! her table got those asthestic teachers.. which erm i think got chenlili.. hahahahhahaa.. she ll noe all the chinese dance stuff.. IF ANY :) then this morning i read my sms (cos i slpt super early) and it read," Bahahaha... we won first prize.. power of mobile phones and internet." SO CUTE RIGHTTTTTTTTT!!!! yesyesyes..

heehee

MonkeY

wahhwahwahh

2004-09-02T02:15:00.000+08:00

teachers day today but still need go school. choral night.. sheesh.. gimme a breakkk!! -piak- ouch ok that hurts. i m supp b a maniac for english and the brother o the kid for chinese. well at lesat the scenes are not too dumb n kinda cool. i don need to wear frilly lacy stuff.

wheeee i think i m getting depressions again. i don feel like talking. just typing cos i got nothing better to do. i m lazy get it? heehee like who's not. oh yes those guai kia. i have close to a million of them in my class man. they over populated my class n i m drowning in a sea o GKs. -blooopbloop-

gahhh rahhh mooo quack. i wan to sleep. but i don wan to spend a holiday on sleeping. nor do i wan to spend it on choral night rehearsals. i would b damned if they read this. oh wells. there aint another day right? yea the hols. still mus go back.. ZZZ i think i m going holiday lorh. haha they need to find replacement for me then hahahahahaha so sad

i m going taiwan. not that i wan to go. mum got the airticks liao. i hope they ll really let me go to the ballpark n watch those pros. n i bttr rmmbr to like have morning runs. ll b missing 4 trgs. sorry guys. sorry coach. i still haven tell him yet. gonna get a super big scolding. gahhhhh. not like i v good lidat.. JOCELYN LISTEN UP U BTTR TRAIN HARD ARH!! THE REST OF YOU OSO!! AHGUA AHMA FELLY NOELLE NOAMI GRACE TIANYU SERAPINA CHARISSA!! CHRISTINE OSOOO!! cos this monkey here become lao monkey liao.. hoohoohoohoo niang popo.

anywayyyy enjoy this one day break bttr than nthg

MonkeY

AHMA WHYE

2004-09-01T21:06:00.000+08:00

OH AHMA LOVES JONWHYE
BUT JONWHYE DOESNT KNOW
AND EXACTLY HOW OLD
DOES AHMA WANT TO GROW
BEFORE SHE TELLS THE WORLD THE TRUTH
AND EVERYBODY LAUGHS AT HER
AND SAY...uh. POOF!
I KNEW IT ALL ALONG YOU STUPID GIRL
BUT AHMA WONT ADMIT IT
BUT WE KNOW IT ANYWAY
COS AHMA'S LOVE IS FOREVER MORE
AND WE KNOW IT'S HERE TO STAY

[to the tune of barney]
AHMA IS AN OLD WOMAN
WHO LIKES TO PLAY PRETEND
SHE'S SO DUMB SHE SUCKS HER THUMB
AND SCARES AWAY HER FRIENDS
EVERYBODY RUNS AWAY WHEN THEY SEE AHMA COMING
AHMA'S SPASTIC AHMA'S DUMB AND AHMA'S ALWAYS SINGING
AHMA STICKS HER TONGUE AT US WHENEVER WE INSULT HER
WHEN SHE ASKS US SILLY QUESTIONS EVERYBODY DAOS HER
AHMA HAS REAL FRIZZY HAIR
AND IS NICE TO DRAW ON COMICS
SHE IS BLUR AND FULL OF FEAR
AND SHE ALWAYS FALLS FOR TRICKS
AHMA COMES TO BABYSIT WHENEVER WE MAY NEED HER
GRANDCHILDREN & GREATGRANDCHILDREN LIKE TO PLAY WITH HER
AHMA IS GOING TO DIE
AND SHE'S MARRIED TO JONWHYE
WHEN SHE TELLS US SILLY STUFF
WE ALWAYS ASK HER WHYE
AHMA LIKES TO SING ALONG
AND DANCE AROUND WITH JONWHYE
AHMA IS IN LOVE WITH JONWHYE
AND SO I SAY GOODBYE

OVER THE HILLS AND FAR AWAY
AHMA AND JON COME OUT TO PLAY
AHMA IS OLD AND UNLIKE PO
THAT'S HOW SHE SPENDS HER DAY

haha kbye

- jo

2004-09-01T18:07:00.000+08:00

if monkey dies i shall weep and then steal all her stuff.

the indian version of in the end is seriously screwed i heard it last year and died laughing.

i wanna hold your hand is funny

okay i have nothing else now...i don't think blogger considered my other posts as posts. how sad.

don't feel like blogging

goodbye.

AHHHH

2004-09-01T14:23:00.000+08:00

*sniff

progress report is out already_! i'm darn screwed ): don't dare to show my mommy

sigh.

2004-09-01T11:28:00.000+08:00

haha teachers day today...so boring nothing to do.

MONKEY I WANT TO FOLLOW YOUUUUUU

buy me a bat (: WAHAHAHA

oh yeah i tell you something i think you'll understand
when i saw that something i wanna hold your haanddd

(: hahahahahahhahaha you know what!!! mitz says she got the shirt cos she worked there beforeee haha so coool IM LOVVINN ITTT'

sigh too lazy to change the template...my html sucks. okay i'll TRY to make one.

kbye.

HEH HEH HEH

2004-09-01T05:16:00.000+08:00

guess who am i?? guessguessguess heeheeheehee. can guess? cancancan? ahahaha u so gong one u. monkey lahh. bleah. :)

today we had teachers' day celebration. so coool man!! miss ong was sick.. so called sick dunno wheter the cunning cheekopek chang (a.k.a CCC) got cheat us lil kids not. see us so cute n adorable then cheat us. maybe she wants to have the prez we got for ms ong instead. sly fox.

MISS SABRINA IS SO FUNKY SHE CAN DANCE SO WELLLLL MANNN!!! even chenlili look like some 80-yearold granny beside her. -notlikesheverygoodlikedat- AND MS ONGGG!!! YAYY SHE DID COME TO SCHOOL AFTER ALL!! she did cartwheel and back with one hand. if me ehh.. i think i fall down faceflat liao. SPLAT

-monkeyranofftocooklunch-

i always get mee suah.. cos i have nothing else to cook! JOY!! i have like so many masters and i still eat this. 7 days a week. and supply is running low. i don even have the base for soup anymore so i m using chilli and pepper instead. OWWW i just dropped it on my thighhh arghhhhhh!!! man i SO -dunnowhat- till i don use a bowl at all.. i eat do the pot and it is now on my lap. stingy? YES

anywayie back to the performance.. HAIL MS ONG!! though she forgot some steps.. but still good enoughh. she was wearing PINK and jeans. so cute heehee. she made us sing.. nono SHOUT happy teacher's day to you from outside pe department facing the field till those ppl playing footie can hear. hmmm? we din manage to haha. guagua gave her this -thing- which she spent 2 hours on it. (i bet half the time admiring herself in the mirror. either that or she is pure lousy. hahaha) it has 2 pigs. one is ms ong and the other is her -ahem- ms ong nvr figured what ahem meant. she tot it was coach. hohumm.. ohh i nicked the heart shaped balloon and gave it to her!!! heeheeheeeeee. then she scolded me say later they go look for her. oopsie.......

football rocks. u stone. i rule. u drool. :)
mr tang is pro. he is like dancing man. our teachers all can dance so cool. mr lim(fat one) and mr lim(skinny one) played too.. so did mr paul tan and erm some others. i m so touched!! mr (skinny) lim asked me if i was ok haha stupid back. bleahhhhhh cant u like GO AWAY? paul tan stamina is zero. cannot last one. and mr (fat) lim is some human bulldozer. he runs pretty slowly. BUT -WARNINGNOTECAUTION- u ll die when he starts HE BANGING. :)

i din score any goal.. awwwww haha. played down. don think i that good lah. i set goals but wadeva conclusion = MONKEY IS SUPERRR
yuppppppp.. and so r u n u n u n u n u n u n u.. who else? haha

hmmmm joce can add in more stuff.. cos i think i missed out alot\

MonkeY

hell0-!

2004-08-30T19:48:00.000+08:00

helloooo (:

yay HOMEERUNNNN-^tm is up

anyway, this blog is co-owned by monkey and jo <33

haha partners in crime

>> Jo